(Or at least, one of them has…)
Take a look at this commercial here, don’t try to figure out what they’re selling, it seems to be some sort of beauty product. Just try to guess what age the woman is.
Go ahead, take your time, I’ll wait…
Have you figured it out? Her name is Masako Mizutani and she is a staggering 45 years old! As in, 45 HUMAN years, I’m not trying to pull some canine-esque trickery here.
Mizutani has been nicknamed “Japan’s Lady of Eternal Youth”, or as I prefer to say “Lady Who Clearly Made a Deal With The Devil”. How else are you supposed to explain how she managed to remain basically unchanged for the last 20 years?
Mizutani claims that she maintains her looks by keeping a five hour daily beauty regimen. I however think that that is just a cover-up for “animal sacrifice to appease the dark gods”
Ok, maybe I’m being a little hyperbolic, but can you really blame me?