Proof that the Japanese have made a deal with the devil

(Or at least, one of them has…)

Take a look at this commercial here, don’t try to figure out what they’re selling, it seems to be some sort of beauty product. Just try to guess what age the woman is.

guess it

Go ahead, take your time, I’ll wait…

Have you figured it out? Her name is Masako Mizutani and she is a staggering 45 years old! As in, 45 HUMAN years, I’m not trying to pull some canine-esque trickery here.

Mizutani has been nicknamed “Japan’s Lady of Eternal Youth”, or as I prefer to say “Lady Who Clearly Made a Deal With The Devil”. How else are you supposed to explain how she managed to remain basically unchanged for the last 20 years?

I mean, come on!

I mean, come on!

Mizutani claims that she maintains her looks by keeping a five hour daily beauty regimen. I however think that that is just a cover-up for “animal sacrifice to appease the dark gods”

Look at the fear in the poor dog's eyes

Look at the fear in the poor dog’s eyes


Ok, maybe I’m being a little hyperbolic, but can you really blame me?


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